BRIDGET
Hector please, call me Gigi.
ANNIE
Oh Hector, call me Gigi.
Oh.
[sending email] Must go. More news later. A.
BRIDGET
Is Hector still asleep?
ANNIE
Yep.
BRIDGET
Aah.
Hector, wakey-wakey.
Come on, rise and shine.
Hector makes snoring noises
ANNIE
Sweet!
BRIDGET
Oh, good morning. [Sneezes]
HECTOR
Oh, good morning. [Sneezes]
ANNIE
Uh, no, no, no, good morning, ah-ah-ah.
HECTOR
Good morning, ah-ah-ah.
ANNIE
No Hector, I have a cold.
BRIDGET
And so have I.
HECTOR
Oh you have a cold, Bridget.
BRIDGET
Yes, I have a cold.
ANNIE
Yes, we have a cold, so lets begin again.
Good morning.
HECTOR
Good morning.
BRIDGET
Oh never mind.
Hector, would you like some
New pyjamas?
HECTOR
Mmm?
BRIDGET
Hector, please excuse me for a moment.
Annie, bathroom. Now!
HECTOR
Good morning.
NICK
Good morning.
Is it fancy dress?
HECTOR
Fancy dress?
Yes.
NICK
Oh, nice.
Hey, nice car, ay.
HECTOR
I have this car at home.
NICK
Wow, you have this car at home.
HECTOR
Ahm.
NICK
Girls must love you.
HECTOR
Girls, no.
NICK
No?
Hector, can I tell you something?
HECTOR
OK.
NICK
The car looks good.
HECTOR
Ah-ay.
NICK
Ay.
So you must look good too! Ha-hmm?
HECTOR
I look good!
NICK
No.
You dont look good.
But I can help.
HECTOR
OK!
NICK
OK!
BRIDGET
Hectors clothes are awful!
ANNIE
Oh, theyre so old fashioned!
BRIDGET
I know, Ill take him shopping.
ANNIE
But Bridget youre so busy that Ill take him shopping.
BRIDGET
No, its all right, Ill take him shopping.
ANNIE
But theres no problem, Ill take him shopping.
BRIDGET
I said Ill take him shopping!!
Sound of sneezing
NICK
You need, you need a oh hi, babe!
BRIDGET
Oh its you, Nick.
ANNIE
Oh hi, Nick.
NICK
Hector has asked me what clothes to wear.
BRIDGET
Yeah, right.
NICK
You need a look, like on a fast bike.
BRIDGET
No, no, no, no, Hector, dont listen to Nick, listen to me.
HECTOR
OK.
BRIDGET
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You need a designer look.
ANNIE
No, no, no, Hector, thats not for you.
You need, you need a cowboy look.
NICK
No, no, a leather jacket.
BRIDGET
A bandanna and a vest.
ANNIE
A denim shirt.
NICK
A motor bike!
BRIDGET
Designer!
ANNIE
Cowboy!
HECTOR
Ah, stop!!
OK, I will go shopping.
BRIDGET
What?
ANNIE
On your own?
NICK
But you need us!
HECTOR
Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
ANNIE
How?
What will you say?
HECTOR
Erm
NICK
Its OK, leave it to me.
I am the shopkeeper, you are the customer.
HECTOR
Uh?
NICK
This is a shop.
I sell, you buy.
HECTOR
Oh, OK.
Oh, ding-dong.
Good morning.
NICK
Good morning!
Can I help you?
HECTOR
Yes.
I I
NICK
I would like
HECTOR
I would like a jacket, please.
NICK
Trousers.
HECTOR
Uh?
NICK
I would like a pair of trousers please.
HECTOR
Oh, I would like a pair of trou-sers please.
- And a shirt.
NICK
No. shoes.
I would like a pair of shoes, please.
HECTOR
I would like a pair of shoes, please.
And a cat for my head.
NICK
I think you mean a hat.
HECTOR
Eh?
NICK
This is a cat!
HECTOR
[Laughs]
A cat for my head!
ANNIE
Hector, come shopping with me.
BRIDGET
Or me.
ANNIE
No, me.
