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JEROME K. JEROME ( . )
THREE MEN IN A BOAT (: )
(TO SAY NOTHING OF THE DOG ( ; to say nothing of // ))
PREFACE ()
The chief beauty of this book lies not so much in its literary style ( ; chief , ; beauty , ; to lie in , ; not so much as , ), or in the extent and usefulness of the information it conveys ( , // ; extent ; , , ; usefulness , ; useful ; to convey ; , /, ../), as in its simple truthfulness ( ; simple , ; , , ; truth , ). Its pages form the record of events that really happened ( = , ; to form , ; , , // ; record , ; / - /; to happen , ). All that has been done is to colour them (, = // ; to be-was/were-been; to do-did-done; to colour , ; ); and, for this, no extra charge has been made ( = ; charge ; - ; to make a charge ; extra , ). George and Harris and Montmorency are not Poetic ideals (, ), but things of flesh and blood ( ; thing , ; ) especially George, who weighs about twelve stone ( , = 76 ; stone ; / , 14 , 6,35 /). Other works may excel this in depth of thought and knowledge of human nature ( = , // ; work , ; , ; to excel ; ; nature ; , ); other books may rival it in originality and size ( / / ; to rival , ; rival , ; size , ; , ); but, for hopeless and incurable veracity, nothing yet discovered can surpass it ( , : ; hope ; incurable ; ; to cure ; to discover , ; to surpass , ). This, more than all its other charms (, = ; charm ; charms , ), will, it is felt, make the volume precious in the eye of the earnest reader ( , : , / ; to feel ; , ; , ; volume , , ; precious ; , ; in the eyes of somebody - , -); and will lend additional weight to the lesson that the story teaches ( , , ; to lend ; , ; story , , ; to teach a lesson ).
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LONDON, August, 1889 (, 1889 //)
preface [`prefIs] chief [CJf] beauty [`bjHtI] record [`rekLd] weigh [weI] incurable [In`kju(q)rqbl] veracity [vq`rxsItI] volume [`vOljum] precious [`preSqs]
The chief beauty of this book lies not so much in its literary style, or in the extent and usefulness of the information it conveys, as in its simple truthfulness. Its pages form the record of events that really happened. All that has been done is to colour them; and, for this, no extra charge has been made. George and Harris and Montmorency are not Poetic ideals, but things of flesh and blood especially George, who weighs about twelve stone. Other works may excel this in depth of thought and knowledge of human nature; other books may rival it in originality and size; but, for hopeless and incurable veracity, nothing yet discovered can surpass it. This, more than all its other charms, will, it is felt, make the volume precious in the eye of the earnest reader; and will lend additional weight to the lesson that the story teaches.
LONDON, August, 1889
CHAPTER I ( )
Three Invalids ( ). Sufferings of George and Harris ( ; suffering , , ). A victim to one hundred and seven fatal maladies ( ). Useful prescriptions ( ; prescription , ; / /). Cure for liver complaint in children ( ; cure , ; complaint ; , ). We agree that we are overworked, and need rest ( , /, ; over , , ; to work , , /, , ../; rest , ). A week on the rolling deep ( ; to roll , ; deep ; )? George suggests the river ( / / ). Montmorency lodges an objection ( ; to lodge an objection , ). Original motion carried by majority of three to one ( ; original , ; motion ; , ; to carry , ; , ; / ../).
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Three Invalids. Sufferings of George and Harris. A victim to one hundred and seven fatal maladies. Useful prescriptions. Cure for liver complaint in children. We agree that we are overworked, and need rest. A week on the rolling deep? George suggests the river. Montmorency lodges an objection. Original motion carried by majority of three to one.
HERE were four of us ( : ) George, and William Samuel Harris, and myself, and Montmorency (, , // ). We were sitting in my room, smoking, and talking about how bad we were ( , //, ) bad from a medical point of view I mean, of course ( , , ; to mean , ).
maladies [`mxlqdIz] suggests [sq`Gests] majority [mq`GOrItI] view [vjH]
HERE were four of us George, and William Samuel Harris, and myself, and Montmorency. We were sitting in my room, smoking, and talking about how bad we were bad from a medical point of view I mean, of course.
We were all feeling seedy ( ; to feel , , /, ../; seedy ; , ), and we were getting quite nervous about it ( = - ; nervous , , ). Harris said he felt such extraordinary fits of giddiness come over him at times ( , // , ; to say; fit , ; to come over , ), that he hardly knew what he was doing ( , ; to know ; , ; to know-knew-known); and then George said that he had fits of giddiness too, and hardly knew what he was doing ( , // , / / , ). With me, it was my liver that was out of order ( , // ; out of order , ; order ; ; ). I knew it was my liver that was out of order ( , // ), because I had just been reading a patent liver-pill circular ( // ; just , ; ), in which were detailed the various symptoms by which a man could tell when his liver was out of order ( , , ; to detail , ; to tell , ; , ). I had them all ( ).
It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement ( = , // - ) without being impelled to the conclusion ( /, / = ; to impel , ) that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form ( , , ; therein , , ; to deal with , ; virulent , , / , /). The diagnosis seems in every case to correspond exactly with all the sensations that I have ever felt (, , ; to correspond , ; ever , , ; -; to feel).
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We were all feeling seedy, and we were getting quite nervous about it. Harris said he felt such extraordinary fits of giddiness come over him at times, that he hardly knew what he was doing; and then George said that he had fits of giddiness too, and hardly knew what he was doing. With me, it was my liver that was out of order. I knew it was my liver that was out of order, because I had just been reading a patent liver-pill circular, in which were detailed the various symptoms by which a man could tell when his liver was out of order. I had them all.
It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form. The diagnosis seems in every case to correspond exactly with all the sensations that I have ever felt.
I remember going to the British Museum one day (, // ) to read up the treatment for some slight ailment of which I had a touch ( - , ; to read up , ; slight , ; touch , ; //) hay fever, I fancy it was (, ; to fancy , ; , ). I got down the book, and read all I came to read ( // , // = ; to get down / ../; to read [rJd]-read [red]-read [red]; to come-came-come); and then, in an unthinking moment, I idly turned the leaves (, : , // ; leaf , ), and began to indolently study diseases, generally ( ; to begin-began-begun; indolent , ; ; generally , ). I forget which was the first distemper I plunged into ( , = , / / ; distemper , ; to plunge into , , ) some fearful, devastating scourge, I know (- , , // ; to devastate , ; scourge , , ) and, before I had glanced half down the list of "premonitory symptoms" ( , // ; premonitory , ), it was borne in upon me that I had fairly got it ( , / /; to be borne in upon somebody , -; fairly ; , , ; to get ; ).
touch [tAC] fever [`fJvq] indolently [`IndqlqntlI] scourge [skq:G] glanced [glRnst] half [hRf]
I remember going to the British Museum one day to read up the treatment for some slight ailment of which I had a touch hay fever, I fancy it was. I got down the book, and read all I came to read; and then, in an unthinking moment, I idly turned the leaves, and began to indolently study diseases, generally. I forget which was the first distemper I plunged into some fearful, devastating scourge, I know and, before I had glanced half down the list of "premonitory symptoms," it was borne in upon me that I had fairly got it.
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I sat for a while, frozen with horror ( , ; to sit-sat-sat; to freeze , ; ; to freeze-froze-frozen); and then, in the listlessness of despair, I again turned over the pages (, , ; listless , ). I came to typhoid fever ( ; to come to , / - , - /) read the symptoms ( ) discovered that I had typhoid fever, must have had it for months without knowing it (, , / / , , // , : ) wondered what else I had got (// , = ; to wonder ); turned up St. Vitus's Dance found, as I expected, that I had that too ( // , // , ; to turn up ; , ; to find , ; ), began to get interested in my case (// ; to begin; case , ; , ), and determined to sift it to the bottom ( : , ; to sift ; ), and so started alphabetically ( ) read up ague, and learnt that I was sickening for it ( , ; to learn //; ; to sicken ), and that the acute stage would commence in about another fortnight ( = - ). Bright's disease, I was relieved to find, I had only in a modified form ( / /, = , ; to relieve , ; ; to modify ; , ), and, so far as that was concerned, I might live for years ( = , // ; so far as , ; as far as it is concerned ). Cholera I had, with severe complications ( // , ; severe , ; , ); and diphtheria I seemed to have been born with ( , , ; to be born ).
I plodded conscientiously through the twenty-six letters ( //; to plod , ; / ../; , -), and the only malady I could conclude I had not got was housemaid's knee ( , /, / , , ; to conclude , ; to get; housemaid , / /; maid , ; , ; knee ).
typhoid [`taIfOId] wondered [`wAndqd] ague [`eIgjH] cholera [`kOlqrq] diphtheria [dIf`TIqrIq] conscientiously [kOnSI`enSqslI] knee [nJ]
I sat for a while, frozen with horror; and then, in the listlessness of despair, I again turned over the pages. I came to typhoid fever read the symptoms discovered that I had typhoid fever, must have had it for months without knowing it wondered what else I had got; turned up St. Vitus's Dance found, as I expected, that I had that too, began to get interested in my case, and determined to sift it to the bottom, and so started alphabetically read up ague, and learnt that I was sickening for it, and that the acute stage would commence in about another fortnight. Bright's disease, I was relieved to find, I had only in a modified form, and, so far as that was concerned, I might live for years. Cholera I had, with severe complications; and diphtheria I seemed to have been born with.
I plodded conscientiously through the twenty-six letters, and the only malady I could conclude I had not got was housemaid's knee.
I felt rather hurt about this at first ( // - ; to feel hurt , ; ; to hurt , ); it seemed somehow to be a sort of slight ( ; somehow , - ; slight ; ). Why hadn't I got housemaid's knee ( )? Why this invidious reservation ( ; reservation , )? After a while, however, less grasping feelings prevailed ( , , ; grasping , ; , ; to prevail //, ; ). I reflected that I had every other known malady in the pharmacology ( , , = ; to reflect ; , ; to know-knew-known), and I grew less selfish, and determined to do without housemaid's knee ( ; to grow , ; , ). Gout, in its most malignant stage ( ; stage , ; , ), it would appear, had seized me without my being aware of it (, ; to seize , ; ; to be aware of , ); and zymosis I had evidently been suffering with from boyhood ( , , ; zymosis ; ). There were no more diseases after zymosis (/ / ), so I concluded there was nothing else the matter with me ( , // = ; else , ; ; matter , , ; the matter , ; what is the matter with this? , ?).
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I sat and pondered ( ; to sit; to ponder , , ). I thought what an interesting case I must be from a medical point of view ( / /, , , ; to think), what an acquisition I should be to a class ( //)! Students would have no need to "walk the hospitals," if they had me ( , ; need , , ; to walk , ; ; to walk the hospitals ). I was a hospital in myself ( ). All they need do would be to walk round me, and, after that, take their diploma (, // , ).
invidious [In`vIdIqs] grasping [`grRspIN] malignant [mq`lIgnqnt] seized [sJzd]
I felt rather hurt about this at first; it seemed somehow to be a sort of slight. Why hadn't I got housemaid's knee? Why this invidious reservation? After a while, however, less grasping feelings prevailed. I reflected that I had every other known malady in the pharmacology, and I grew less selfish, and determined to do without housemaid's knee. Gout, in its most malignant stage, it would appear, had seized me without my being aware of it; and zymosis I had evidently been suffering with from boyhood. There were no more diseases after zymosis, so I concluded there was nothing else the matter with me.
I sat and pondered. I thought what an interesting case I must be from a medical point of view, what an acquisition I should be to a class! Students would have no need to "walk the hospitals," if they had me. I was a hospital in myself. All they need do would be to walk round me, and, after that, take their diploma.
Then I wondered how long I had to live ( , : ). I tried to examine myself ( ; to examine , , ). I felt my pulse ( ; to feel). I could not at first feel any pulse at all ( / ). Then, all of a sudden, it seemed to start off (, , //, , ; to start //; / , /). I pulled out my watch and timed it ( ; to pull out , ; to time , ; -). I made it a hundred and forty-seven to the minute ( // ; to make , ; , ). I tried to feel my heart ( ). I could not feel my heart ( ). It had stopped beating ( ; to stop //, //). I have since been induced to come to the opinion ( ; since ; , ; to induce , ; , ; / -/) that it must have been there all the time ( , , / / ), and must have been beating, but I cannot account for it (, , , / /). I patted myself all over my front ( ; all over , ), from what I call my waist up to my head (// , , ), and I went a bit round each side ( = ; to go-went-gone; round , ; ), and a little way up the back ( ). But I could not feel or hear anything ( ). I tried to look at my tongue ( ). I stuck it out as far as ever it would go, and I shut one eye ( , = , ; to stick out), and tried to examine it with the other ( ). I could only see the tip ( ), and the only thing that I could gain from that was to feel more certain than before that I had scarlet fever ( : , / /, , , , ; to gain ; , ; to feel certain ).
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Then I wondered how long I had to live. I tried to examine myself. I felt my pulse. I could not at first feel any pulse at all. Then, all of a sudden, it seemed to start off. I pulled out my watch and timed it. I made it a hundred and forty-seven to the minute. I tried to feel my heart. I could not feel my heart. It had stopped beating. I have since been induced to come to the opinion that it must have been there all the time, and must have been beating, but I cannot account for it. I patted myself all over my front, from what I call my waist up to my head, and I went a bit round each side, and a little way up the back. But I could not feel or hear anything. I tried to look at my tongue. I stuck it out as far as ever it would go, and I shut one eye, and tried to examine it with the other. I could only see the tip, and the only thing that I could gain from that was to feel more certain than before that I had scarlet fever.
I had walked into that reading-room a happy, healthy man ( , ). I crawled out a decrepit wreck (// ; decrepit , , ; wreck , ; ; ).
I went to my medical man ( ; medical man -, ). He is an old chum of mine, and feels my pulse ( , ; chum , ), and looks at my tongue, and talks about the weather ( // , ), all for nothing ( ), when I fancy I'm ill ( , ; to fancy , ; ); so I thought I would do him a good turn by going to him now ( , // , ; to do a good turn ). "What a doctor wants ( ; to want , ; )," I said ( //; to say), "is practice (/ / ). He shall have me ( ). He will get more practice out of me than out of seventeen hundred of your ordinary, commonplace patients ( , , ), with only one or two diseases each ( - )." So I went straight up and saw him, and he said (, / / / , ; to go up , ; to see):
"Well, what's the matter with you (, )?"
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I had walked into that reading-room a happy, healthy man. I crawled out a decrepit wreck.
I went to my medical man. He is an old chum of mine, and feels my pulse, and looks at my tongue, and talks about the weather, all for nothing, when I fancy I'm ill; so I thought I would do him a good turn by going to him now. "What a doctor wants," I said, "is practice. He shall have me. He will get more practice out of me than out of seventeen hundred of your ordinary, commonplace patients, with only one or two diseases each." So I went straight up and saw him, and he said:
"Well, what's the matter with you?"
I said:
"I will not take up your time, dear boy ( , : ; boy , ), with telling you what is the matter with me ( , = ). Life is brief, and you might pass away before I had finished ( , , ; to pass away , ; , ). But I will tell you what is not the matter with me ( , ). I have not got housemaid's knee ( ). Why I have not got housemaid's knee, I cannot tell you ( , ); but the fact remains that I have not got it ( //, ). Everything else, however, I have got ( , , )."
And I told him how I came to discover it all ( , ; to tell; to come to / - , , - /, / /).
Then he opened me and looked down me ( // ; to open //, //; to look , ; ), and clutched hold of my wrist ( ; to clutch hold of -; to clutch , ; hold , , ), and then he hit me over the chest when I wasn't expecting it ( , ) a cowardly thing to do, I call it ( , = , -; coward ) and immediately afterwards butted me with the side of his head ( ; to butt , //; side ; ; ). After that, he sat down and wrote out a prescription ( ; after that , ; to write out), and folded it up and gave it me ( ; to give-gave-given), and I put it in my pocket and went out ( ; to go out).
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I said:
"I will not take up your time, dear boy, with telling you what is the matter with me. Life is brief, and you might pass away before I had finished. But I will tell you what is not the matter with me. I have not got housemaid's knee. Why I have not got housemaid's knee, I cannot tell you; but the fact remains that I have not got it. Everything else, however, I have got."
And I told him how I came to discover it all.
Then he opened me and looked down me, and clutched hold of my wrist, and then he hit me over the chest when I wasn't expecting it a cowardly thing to do, I call it and immediately afterwards butted me with the side of his head. After that, he sat down and wrote out a prescription, and folded it up and gave it me, and I put it in my pocket and went out.
I did not open it ( ). I took it to the nearest chemist's, and handed it in ( = //; chemist ; ; to hand in , ). The man read it, and then handed it back ( , ; to hand back , ).
He said he didn't keep it ( , // = ; to keep , ).
I said ( ):
"You are a chemist ( )?"
He said:
"I am a chemist ( ). If I was a co-operative stores and family hotel combined ( ; co-operative , ; family ; combined , , ), I might be able to oblige you ( ; to be able to , ; to oblige , ). Being only a chemist hampers me (, , / /; to hamper , , )."
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I did not open it. I took it to the nearest chemist's, and handed it in. The man read it, and then handed it back.
He said he didn't keep it.
I said:
"You are a chemist?"
He said:
"I am a chemist. If I was a co-operative stores and family hotel combined, I might be able to oblige you. Being only a chemist hampers me."
I read the prescription ( ). It ran ( ; to run ; / , ../; to run-ran-run):
"1 lb. beefsteak, with (1 ; lb. = libra / , 454 /)
1 pt. bitter beer every 6 hours (1 6 ; pt. = pint / , 0,57 /).
1 ten-mile walk every morning (1 ).
1 bed at 11 sharp every night (1 11 ).
And don't stuff up your head with things you don't understand ( , // )."
I followed the directions, with the happy result ( , // / ) speaking for myself ( ; to speak for oneself ; ) that my life was preserved, and is still going on ( , ).
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I read the prescription. It ran:
"1 lb. beefsteak, with
1 pt. bitter beer every 6 hours.
1 ten-mile walk every morning.
1 bed at 11 sharp every night.
And don't stuff up your head with things you don't understand."
I followed the directions, with the happy result speaking for myself that my life was preserved, and is still going on.
In the present instance ( , ), going back to the liver-pill circular ( // ), I had the symptoms, beyond all mistake ( , ; beyond , ; mistake , ), the chief among them being "a general disinclination to work of any kind ( ; work ; ; , )."
What I suffer in that way no tongue can tell ( = : ; to suffer , , ; way , ; , ). From my earliest infancy I have been a martyr to it ( - ; infancy , ). As a boy, the disease hardly ever left me for a day ( , - = ; as , ; ; hardly ever , -; to leave , ). They did not know, then, that it was my liver ( = , // ). Medical science was in a far less advanced state than now ( , ; advanced , ; ), and they used to put it down to laziness ( / / ; used to ; to put down ; / - /; /-/).
"Why, you skulking little devil, you ( , ; why /, , ../; to skulk ; / /)," they would say ( ), "get up and do something for your living, can't you ( - , ; to do for a living /-/ )?" not knowing, of course, that I was ill ( , , ).
chief [CJf] disinclination [,dIsInklI`neIS(q)n] martyr [`mRtq] science [`saIqns]
In the present instance, going back to the liver-pill circular, I had the symptoms, beyond all mistake, the chief among them being "a general disinclination to work of any kind."
What I suffer in that way no tongue can tell. From my earliest infancy I have been a martyr to it. As a boy, the disease hardly ever left me for a day. They did not know, then, that it was my liver. Medical science was in a far less advanced state than now, and they used to put it down to laziness.
"Why, you skulking little devil, you," they would say, "get up and do something for your living, can't you?" not knowing, of course, that I was ill.
And they didn't give me pills ( ); they gave me clumps on the side of the head ( / /; clump ; , ; ). And, strange as it may appear (, ), those clumps on the head often cured me for the time being ( ; to cure , ). I have known one clump on the head have more effect upon my liver ( , // ), and make me feel more anxious to go straight away then and there ( , ; anxious , ; ), and do what was wanted to be done ( //, ), without further loss of time ( = ), than a whole box of pills does now ( ).
You know, it often is so ( , ) those simple, old-fashioned remedies are sometimes more efficacious than all the dispensary stuff (// , , ; dispensary ; ; ).
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And they didn't give me pills; they gave me clumps on the side of the head. And, strange as it may appear, those clumps on the head often cured me for the time being. I have known one clump on the head have more effect upon my liver, and make me feel more anxious to go straight away then and there, and do what was wanted to be done, without further loss of time, than a whole box of pills does now.
You know, it often is so those simple, old-fashioned remedies are sometimes more efficacious than all the dispensary stuff.
We sat there for half-an-hour, describing to each other our maladies ( , ). I explained to George and William Harris how I felt when I got up in the morning ( , , ; to feel; to get up , ), and William Harris told us how he felt when he went to bed ( , , : ; to tell; to go to bed); and George stood on the hearth-rug ( ; to stand , ; hearth ; ), and gave us a clever and powerful piece of acting ( ; to give-gave-given; clever ; , ; powerful , ; , ; piece , ; ; acting , //, ), illustrative of how he felt in the night (, ; illustrative , ).
George fancies he is ill ( , // ); but there's never anything really the matter with him, you know ( , ).
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We sat there for half-an-hour, describing to each other our maladies. I explained to George and William Harris how I felt when I got up in the morning, and William Harris told us how he felt when he went to bed; and George stood on the hearth-rug, and gave us a clever and powerful piece of acting, illustrative of how he felt in the night.
George fancies he is ill; but there's never anything really the matter with him, you know.
At this point, Mrs. Poppets knocked at the door to know if we were ready for supper ( // , , ; at this point , ). We smiled sadly at one another ( ), and said we supposed we had better try to swallow a bit ( , // , = ; to suppose , , //). Harris said a little something in one's stomach often kept the disease in check ( , : - ; to keep in check , ); and Mrs. Poppets brought the tray in ( ; to bring in , ), and we drew up to the table ( ; to draw up to; to draw-drew-drawn), and toyed with a little steak and onions, and some rhubarb tart ( ; to toy ; , ; steak / ; ; tart , ).
I must have been very weak at the time (, , ); because I know, after the first half-hour or so ( , : ), I seemed to take no interest whatever in my food (, , = ) an unusual thing for me ( ) and I didn't want any cheese ( ).
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At this point, Mrs. Poppets knocked at the door to know if we were ready for supper. We smiled sadly at one another, and said we supposed we had better try to swallow a bit. Harris said a little something in one's stomach often kept the disease in check; and Mrs. Poppets brought the tray in, and we drew up to the table, and toyed with a little steak and onions, and some rhubarb tart.
I must have been very weak at the time; because I know, after the first half-hour or so, I seemed to take no interest whatever in my food an unusual thing for me and I didn't want any cheese.
This duty done, we refilled our glasses ( , ; duty , ; to fill //), lit our pipes, and resumed the discussion upon our state of health ( ; to light //, ; ; discussion , ; ). What it was that was actually the matter with us ( ), we none of us could be sure of ( = ); but the unanimous opinion was that it whatever it was ( , // ) had been brought on by overwork ( / ; to bring on).
"What we want is rest (//, )," said Harris.
"Rest and a complete change ( //)," said George. "The overstrain upon our brains has produced a general depression throughout the system ( = ; to produce , ; ; depression ; , ; throughout , ; ; system , ; ). Change of scene, and absence of the necessity for thought, will restore the mental equilibrium ( ; scene , ; , ; mental , )."
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This duty done, we refilled our glasses, lit our pipes, and resumed the discussion upon our state of health. What it was that was actually the matter with us, we none of us could be sure of; but the unanimous opinion was that it whatever it was had been brought on by overwork.
"What we want is rest," said Harris.
"Rest and a complete change," said George. "The overstrain upon our brains has produced a general depression throughout the system. Change of scene, and absence of the necessity for thought, will restore the mental equilibrium."
George has a cousin, who is usually described in the charge-sheet as a medical student ( , -; to describe , ; charge-sheet , ), so that he naturally has a somewhat family-physicianary way of putting things ( / / = , ; naturally , , ; ; family physician , ; to put ; /- /, ).
I agreed with George, and suggested that we should seek out some retired and old-world spot ( - ; old-world , ; ), far from the madding crowd ( ), and dream away a sunny week among its drowsy lanes ( / ; to dream away ; lane , ; , ) some half-forgotten nook (- // ; to forget; nook , , ), hidden away by the fairies ( ; to hide-hid-hidden), out of reach of the noisy world ( ) some quaint-perched eyrie on the cliffs of Time (- ; quaint ; ; to perch / /, ; , ; eyrie / /), from whence the surging waves of the nineteenth century would sound far-off and faint ( ; to surge ; //; to sound , ; faint , , ).
cousin [kAzn] drowsy [`drauzI] quaint [kweInt] eyrie [`aIqrI; `IqrI]
George has a cousin, who is usually described in the charge-sheet as a medical student, so that he naturally has a somewhat family-physicianary way of putting things.
I agreed with George, and suggested that we should seek out some retired and old-world spot, far from the madding crowd, and dream away a sunny week among its drowsy lanes some half-forgotten nook, hidden away by the fairies, out of reach of the noisy world some quaint-perched eyrie on the cliffs of Time, from whence the surging waves of the nineteenth century would sound far-off and faint.
Harris said he thought it would be humpy ( , , ; to say; to think; hump ; ; , ). He said he knew the sort of place I meant (, // , // = ; to know; sort , , ; to mean , ); where everybody went to bed at eight o'clock ( ; to go to bed), and you couldn't get a Referee for love or money ( = ; referee ; , ; for love or money , ; love ; , ; money ), and had to walk ten miles to get your baccy ( , ; baccy , . tobacco).
"No," said Harris, "if you want rest and change, you can't beat a sea trip ( , / / = )."
I objected to the sea trip strongly ( ). A sea trip does you good when you are going to have a couple of months of it ( // , ; to do good , ), but, for a week, it is wicked ( ; wicked , ; , ).
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Harris said he thought it would be humpy. He said he knew the sort of place I meant; where everybody went to bed at eight o'clock, and you couldn't get a Referee for love or money, and had to walk ten miles to get your baccy.
"No," said Harris, "if you want rest and change, you can't beat a sea trip."
I objected to the sea trip strongly. A sea trip does you good when you are going to have a couple of months of it, but, for a week, it is wicked.
You start on Monday with the idea implanted in your bosom ( , = ; to start //; ; to implant ; , ; bosom , ; , ) that you are going to enjoy yourself ( = ; to enjoy , ). You wave an airy adieu to the boys on shore ( = ; airy , ; ; ), light your biggest pipe ( ; big , ), and swagger about the deck as if you were Captain Cook ( , ; to swagger , ), Sir Francis Drake, and Christopher Columbus all rolled into one ( : ; to roll //, //; //, //). On Tuesday, you wish you hadn't come ( , // = , ). On Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, you wish you were dead ( , , : , ). On Saturday, you are able to swallow a little beef tea ( ; beef ; tea ; , ), and to sit up on deck, and answer with a wan, sweet smile ( , , ; to sit up , ; wan , , ; sweet ; , ) when kind-hearted people ask you how you feel now ( , ). On Sunday, you begin to walk about again, and take solid food ( ; to walk about , ). And on Monday morning, as, with your bag and umbrella in your hand ( , ; bag , ; ), you stand by the gunwale, waiting to step ashore ( , = ; gunwale / /), you begin to thoroughly like it ( //; thoroughly , ; ).
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You start on Monday with the idea implanted in your bosom that you are going to enjoy yourself. You wave an airy adieu to the boys on shore, light your biggest pipe, and swagger about the deck as if you were Captain Cook, Sir Francis Drake, and Christopher Columbus all rolled into one. On Tuesday, you wish you hadn't come. On Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, you wish you were dead. On Saturday, you are able to swallow a little beef tea, and to sit up on deck, and answer with a wan, sweet smile when kind-hearted people ask you how you feel now. On Sunday, you begin to walk about again, and take solid food. And on Monday morning, as, with your bag and umbrella in your hand, you stand by the gunwale, waiting to step ashore, you begin to thoroughly like it.
I remember my brother-in-law going for a short sea trip once (, ; brother-in-law ; ; ; brother ; law ), for the benefit of his health ( ; for the benefit of , , ; benefit , ). He took a return berth from London to Liverpool ( ; to take; return ; ; berth , ); and when he got to Liverpool, the only thing he was anxious about was to sell that return ticket ( , , , // ; to get).
It was offered round the town at a tremendous reduction, so I am told ( // , // ; round , , , ; tremendous , ; ; to tell); and was eventually sold for eighteenpence to a bilious-looking youth ( , : ; to sell; bilious , ) who had just been advised by his medical men to go to the sea-side, and take exercise ( / = ; sea-side , ; to take exercise , ; exercise , ; ).
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I remember my brother-in-law going for a short sea trip once, for the benefit of his health. He took a return berth from London to Liverpool; and when he got to Liverpool, the only thing he was anxious about was to sell that return ticket.
It was offered round the town at a tremendous reduction, so I am told; and was eventually sold for eighteenpence to a bilious-looking youth who had just been advised by his medical men to go to the sea-side, and take exercise.
"Sea-side ( )!" said my brother-in-law, pressing the ticket affectionately into his hand ( , / ; to press into , ; ); "why, you'll have enough to last you a lifetime ( = ; to last , ; ); and as for exercise ( /)! why, you'll get more exercise, sitting down on that ship ( , = ), than you would turning somersaults on dry land ( / / : ; to turn somersault ; to turn //, )."
He himself my brother-in-law came back by train ( ). He said the North-Western Railway was healthy enough for him ( , - ; to say; healthy ; , ).
Another fellow I knew went for a week's voyage round the coast ( , = // ), and, before they started, the steward came to him to ask (, , ; steward ; ) whether he would pay for each meal as he had it ( / /; whether ; meal , ; to have a meal , ), or arrange beforehand for the whole series ( ; to arrange , ; ; beforehand , ; series , ).
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"Sea-side!" said my brother-in-law, pressing the ticket affectionately into his hand; "why, you'll have enough to last you a lifetime; and as for exercise! why, you'll get more exercise, sitting down on that ship, than you would turning somersaults on dry land."
He himself my brother-in-law came back by train. He said the North-Western Railway was healthy enough for him.
Another fellow I knew went for a week's voyage round the coast, and, before they started, the steward came to him to ask whether he would pay for each meal as he had it, or arrange beforehand for the whole series.
The steward recommended the latter course ( ; the latter , / /; course , ; ; ), as it would come so much cheaper ( ). He said they would do him for the whole week at two pounds five ( , /, , / //; to do , ; , ). He said for breakfast there would be fish, followed by a grill ( , , = ; grill -, -). Lunch was at one, and consisted of four courses (/ ). Dinner at six ( ) soup, fish, entree (, , ; entrée , ), joint, poultry, salad (, , ; joint , ; ), sweets, cheese, and dessert (, ; sweet , , ). And a light meat supper at ten ( ).
My friend thought he would close on the two-pound-five job (he is a hearty eater), and did so ( , // = // ( ), ; to close on //, //; ; job , ; ; hearty ; / /, ).
Lunch came just as they were off Sheerness ( : , ; to come). He didn't feel so hungry as he thought he should ( , , //), and so contented himself with a bit of boiled beef ( ; a bit , -; to boil //, //), and some strawberries and cream ( / ; strawberry: straw ; berry ). He pondered a good deal during the afternoon ( ; to ponder , ; a good deal , ; ), and at one time it seemed to him ( : ; ... at times... at other times) that he had been eating nothing but boiled beef for weeks ( , , ), and at other times it seemed that he must have been living on strawberries and cream for years ( : , , , // ).
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The steward recommended the latter course, as it would come so much cheaper. He said they would do him for the whole week at two pounds five. He said for breakfast there would be fish, followed by a grill. Lunch was at one, and consisted of four courses. Dinner at six soup, fish, entree, joint, poultry, salad, sweets, cheese, and dessert. And a light meat supper at ten.
My friend thought he would close on the two-pound-five job (he is a hearty eater), and did so.
Lunch came just as they were off Sheerness. He didn't feel so hungry as he thought he should, and so contented himself with a bit of boiled beef, and some strawberries and cream. He pondered a good deal during the afternoon, and at one time it seemed to him that he had been eating nothing but boiled beef for weeks, and at other times it seemed that he must have been living on strawberries and cream for years.
Neither the beef nor the strawberries and cream seemed happy, either (
